From 1H2009. This story doesn't seem to have any ending :)
Once upon a time there was a old tortoise. The old tortoise squashed a tortoise. The tortoise died.
(Tortoise is holding a cane. The yellow stuff sticking out from its bottom is not its tail, but the tortoise that was squashed)
The old tortoise got locked up in a cage made out of the strongest material on earth.
The old tortoise broke the cage.