Last night, Eddie and I were both lying on the boys' bed just before bedtime. Sean was with us.
He was obviously in a mood to poke fun at Ed's girth:
Here's one way to explain Volume.
Daddy takes up a lot of volume in the house.
I don't take up any volume at all, I only take up area. I'm so thin that I am in a 2-dimensional world.
Actually, daddy doesn't take up any volume. He's so fat he burst into the 4th dimension.