On Friday evening, Eddie comes home, immediately heads for Sean, and in mock anger, goes, "Where's Seanie boy? I'm gonna smack his backside! You know what he did this morning?"
Brian and I keeled over in laughter when we heard what happened.
Right after morning drop-off in class, Eddie hears Sean making conversation with a friend while hanging up his coat.
In a voice loud enough for everyone (incl teachers and other parents) to hear, he said, matter-of-factly, "Philip, you know, my father is verrrry fat. He's even fatter than Santa Claus."
Ed couldn't get away from school fast enough! Fat guys can be fast :)