I was lying on the boys' queen-sized bed as I helped Sean change(why? cos that's what I do, I'm a lazy mummy). So Sean's on me, changing into his tees and jeans. I'm almost at the edge of the mattress cos Brian's lying on the other side, taking up more than half the bed, reading.
After changing, Sean rolls over and ends up at the edge of the mattress.
He goes, "Mummy, you are so wide that you are pushing me off the bed!"
Sean: You are too wide!
Me: Are you saying I'm fat?
Sean: No, I'm saying you're wide.
Brian and I turned to look at each other, and we both burst out laughing!
Me: Hahahahaha...Why are you laughing?
Brian: Hahahahaha...he wants to say you're fat but he says you're wide.
At that very moment, Sean has a slip of the tongue as he almost slips off the bed.
"Maaaarrrmeeee....You're too faaaat..." and immediately changes it to, "No, you're too wiiiiide..."
Then giggles heartily as I attacked him with tickles and bites.